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To get betimes in Boston town, I rose this morning
early; |
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Here's a good place at the corner—I must stand and
see the show. |
| 2 Clear the way there, Jonathan! |
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Way for the President's marshal! Way for the gov-
ernment cannon! |
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Way for the Federal foot and dragoons—and the appa-
ritions copiously tumbling. |
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3
I love to look on the stars and stripes—I hope the fifes
will play Yankee Doodle. |
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4
How bright shine the cutlasses of the foremost
troops! |
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Every man holds his revolver, marching stiff through
Boston town. |
| 5 A fog follows—antiques of the same come limping, |
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Some appear wooden-legged, and some appear ban-
daged and bloodless. |
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Why this is indeed a show! It has call'd the dead
out of the earth! |
| The old grave-yards of the hills have hurried to see! |
| Phantoms! phantoms countless by flank and rear! |
| Cock'd hats of mothy mould! crutches made of mist! |
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Arms in slings! old men leaning on young men's
shoulders! |
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What troubles you, Yankee phantoms? What is all
this chattering of bare gums? |
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Does the ague convulse your limbs? Do you mistake
your crutches for fire-locks, and level them? |
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8
If you blind your eyes with tears, you will not see
the President's marshal; |
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If you groan such groans you might balk the govern-
ment cannon. |
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9
For shame, old maniacs! Bring down those toss'd
arms, and let your white hair be; |
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Here gape your great grand-sons—their wives gaze at
them from the windows, |
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See how well-dress'd—see how orderly they conduct
themselves. |
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Worse and worse! Can't you stand it? Are you
retreating? |
| Is this hour with the living too dead for you? |
| 11 Retreat then! Pell-mell! |
| To your graves! Back! back to the hills, old limpers! |
| I do not think you belong here, anyhow. |
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But there is one thing that belongs here—shall I
tell you what it is, gentlemen of Boston? |
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13
I will whisper it to the Mayor—he shall send a
committee to England; |
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They shall get a grant from the Parliament, go with a
cart to the royal vault—haste! |
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Dig out King George's coffin, unwrap him quick from
the grave-clothes, box up his bones for a journey; |
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Find a swift Yankee clipper—here is freight for you,
black-bellied clipper, |
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Up with your anchor! shake out your sails! steer
straight toward Boston bay. |
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14
Now call for the President's marshal again, bring
out the government cannon, |
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Fetch home the roarers from Congress, make another
procession, guard it with foot and dragoons. |
| 15 This centre-piece for them: |
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Look! all orderly citizens—look from the windows,
women! |
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The committee open the box, set up the regal ribs,
glue those that will not stay, |
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Clap the skull on top of the ribs, and clap a crown on
top of the skull. |
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You have got your revenge, old buster! The crown
is come to its own, and more than its own. |
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Stick your hands in your pockets, Jonathan—you
are a made man from this day; |
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You are mighty cute—and here is one of your
bargains. |